Miscellanea


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After a week away with family with arrived home to find the books we packed in our checked luggage were ruined due to water damage from being left outside during our connection. I shouldn’t be nearly as annoyed as I am given it’s four books but I’m mostly mad at myself for not doing the smart thing and packing them in the carry-ons.

At the same time it’s a depressing reminder that we’ve got basically four carriers and in many places less than that and because of that none of them have much incentive to actually care about customer service. My damage claim ($50 would buy a lot of goodwill) is likely to go unanswered as did my very committed desire to never fly American again. Because they know I’ll either have to come back or they’ll get another passenger in my place.

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Finished reading: Fen, Bog and Swamp by Annie Proulx 📚

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Jess Love: “Nothing is ever simple. Nostalgia protects and nostalgia poisons, and still we go back for more.”

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Watched: The Mastermind 🍿

It doesn’t have the atmosphere of First Cow or Meek’s Cutoff. So much of this film could’ve been transported to any time and it would’ve been the same movie.

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Watched: Who Killed the Montreal Expos? 🍿

90 minutes of everyone blaming everyone else.

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Watched: Breakdown: 1975 🍿

Another documentary that wants to remind you the 70s sucked. It’s supposed to be centered around 1975 but a good chunk of the material comes from other years. But regardless it’s fine.

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Watched: Train Dreams 🍿

Never read the book, but damn did this wreck me in the best ways possible.

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Watched: Asteroid City 🍿

I mean, it does look really good.

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Watched: The Running Man 🍿

Michael Cera’s revolutionary Kevin McCallister is the best part, after that it kind of goes downhill.

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Watched: Hamnet 🍿

The shooting, the sets, and the vibes are top level. The movie itself is the embodiment of slow cinema and not necessarily in the good way. It’ll get its nominations deservedly but it already feels like a movie that’ll be a watch and forget pretty quickly.

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Watched: Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery 🍿

Daniel Craig continued to be the best thing about the film but it drags, especially in the middle. Still a delight, but not as delightful of a doughnut hole within a doughnut hole.

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Watched: The Conjuring: Last Rites 🍿

Not the worst of the Conjuring series but that’s not a huge accomplishment given all the movies since the first have been generally terrible. Add in the misguided attempt to redeem the Warrens and it’s a generally miserable movie.

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Watched: The Social Network 🍿

The genesis story of why everything is so terrible today. Everyone in the film is just terrible, and the 15 years since have only proven that out even more.

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A true ship of Theseus. Longest serving full time member of Kansas has only been in the band since 2014 and the audience probably had an older average age than the band. Didn’t matter to the guy next to me who had a hell of time.

Frankenstein, 2025 - ★★½

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It’s fine, not particularly memorable, just fine. Drags in the middle but kind of recovers at the end.

12 Angry Men, 1957 - ★★★★★

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It only takes one sweaty Henry Fonda

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Finished reading: Bad Company by Megan Greenwell 📚

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Finished reading: The Secret of Secrets by Dan Brown 📚

The thing about Dan Brown’s Langdon books is they’ve lost the charm of the early ones. Angel & Demons through Inferno had the ability to convince you Robert Langdon was an academic caught up in international conspiracies all the while “enlightening” you about art. But now they’re just kind of ridiculous and a bit too long.

Death by Lightning, 2025 - ★★★★

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Nick Offerman had way too much fun here.

Nuremberg, 2025 - ★★★★

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I don’t hate Rami in it, which is a change of pace. And honestly it’s hard to make a film about Nazis have some legitimately funny parts but they did it.

Clown in a Cornfield, 2025 - ★★

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The movie lost a lot of the charm and context of the book turning it into a basic low-budget slasher. Albeit one that largely avoids the main point of its existence for the entire first half of the video. Given its box office success it’ll probably get some sequels but this was enough for me.

After the Hunt, 2025 - ½

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You’re telling me the guy with thousands of dollars in audio equipment is streaming music from Spotify?

Bugonia, 2025 - ★★★½

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I don’t even know honestly

Weapons, 2025 - ★★★½ (contains spoilers)

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This review may contain spoilers.

The Peter Thiel witch lady has her weapons turned against her in the most gloriously hilarious way possible.

With Honors, 1994 - ★★★

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Your standard feel good 1990s movie you’d find on television during a random statue day afternoon. Joe Pesci is a delight the rest is kind of an inferior Good Will Hunting three years early.