The ending was too long

The ending was too long

Thou shall not kill Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Thou shall not kill Jennifer Love Hewitt.

This review may contain spoilers.

The first death was almost as satisfying as Peter Stormare’s in The Lost World. 

But really this is a movie where the big bad dinosaur is what I drew in kindergarten and that kid condemned the cute little dinosaur to death.

This review may contain spoilers.

The first death was almost as satisfying as Peter Stormare’s in The Lost World. 

But really this is a movie where the big bad dinosaur is what I drew in kindergarten and that kid condemned the cute little dinosaur to death.

If I knew I’d spend 2 1/2 to watch Lewis Hamilton lose at the end of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix I would’ve watched the 2021 replay. But that wouldn’t have had Hans Zimmer scoring it.

If I knew I’d spend 2 1/2 to watch Lewis Hamilton lose at the end of the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix I would’ve watched the 2021 replay. But that wouldn’t have had Hans Zimmer scoring it.

They spent all the time coming up with Easter eggs and forgot to make a fun plot

They spent all the time coming up with Easter eggs and forgot to make a fun plot

Watched on Saturday June 28, 2025.

Watched on Saturday June 28, 2025.

Finished reading: Clown in a Cornfield by Adam Cesare 📚

The number of accents ATJ has in this movie is basically all you need to know about its quality

The number of accents ATJ has in this movie is basically all you need to know about its quality

This review may contain spoilers.

Umm…it’s a really fucked up coming of age tale and 90% of it is good, the other 10%, well…

- What the hell Ralph Fiennes, giving the kid his mother’s skull to put on top of your giant skull memorial is a bit much. 
- The hell is that ending of the track suit mafia showing up. I did appreciate the scoring but again, bit too much. 

Really though we should probably talk about the fact that in a movie with in my count zero minority survivors, the big bad infected alpha is a black guy. C’mon now.

This review may contain spoilers.

Umm…it’s a really fucked up coming of age tale and 90% of it is good, the other 10%, well…

- What the hell Ralph Fiennes, giving the kid his mother’s skull to put on top of your giant skull memorial is a bit much. 
- The hell is that ending of the track suit mafia showing up. I did appreciate the scoring but again, bit too much. 

Really though we should probably talk about the fact that in a movie with in my count zero minority survivors, the big bad infected alpha is a black guy. C’mon now.

Alys Fowler: “For that is the thing about bogs: they are not hugely interested in wowing you. The mountains have good views and the forest has majesty; the sand dunes sculpture and the wildflower meadow an easy romance. But the bog is quite happy to be passed over – it will share its best secrets only with those who carefully tiptoe in and are patient enough to wait a while to see what comes out once they have settled down.”

Finished reading: Washita Love Child: The Rise of Indigenous Rock Star Jesse Ed Davis by Douglas K. Miller 📚

A doughnut hole within a doughnut hole

A doughnut hole within a doughnut hole

The animation is good, the plot is bare bones adult He-Man.

The animation is good, the plot is bare bones adult He-Man.

I feel perfectly safe about not seeing this film again.

I feel perfectly safe about not seeing this film again.